Kim Zolciak Files For Protective Order Against Publicist Jonathan Jaxson

In the blog http://www.entertainmentrundown.com/, Divine reports that Kim Zolciak has filed for a protective order against her former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, who was also publicist to Michael Lohan and Kim Kardashian. Sounds like a real cat fight to me. Meow! Team Zolciak or Team Jaxson or neither?

"Kim Zolciak, of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, has filed legal papers asking a judge for a protective order against her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson.
Kim says that he hijacked her website and began trashing her online, according to TMZ.
She says fired him and he then changed all the passwords and began posting items claiming, among other things, she was broke and couldn’t even pay for the website.
Jaxson’s rep tells a different story.
“Jaxson is in fear for his safety and has filed a police report with the Atlanta Police Department after threats were made concerning his well-being by Ms. Zolciak,” his rep tells E! News.
Jaxson filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against Kim Feb. 23 for $15,000 in back fees, claiming she had stopped paying his monthly retainer fee, thereby immediately voiding their contract.
Furthermore, Jaxson’s rep says, he owns the website Kim is accusing him of hijacking."

Team Tara on the Biggest Loser!

I am obsessed with the Biggest Loser. On Tuesday nights, I sit down in the den with a large glass of malbec and a tray of food and indulge. I love to watch Jillian and Bob mentally and physically abuse the contestants, especially when Bob mounts the contestants and makes them walk with him on their backs. There are always tears and drama. But the best part is the weigh-in. Sometimes I will just fast forward until the weigh in. I am intrigued with how much the contestants lose each week. And how much they weigh. I cringe at the thought of standing in front of the viewing audience in bike shorts and a sports bra. And the man boobs...geez, many women would be jealous of the size of some of the guys boobs.

How can a woman lose 11 pounds in one week? Almost impossible, even with anorexia or bulimia! This week Tara lost 11 pounds and has lost a total of 83 pounds in 8 weeks. How is this possible? Is it because she is 23 and has a great metabolism? I hope that Tara makes it to the finals and wins. Team Tara all the way! I used to work out with a trainer three times a week and follow a regimented diet. The most I was able to lose in a week was no more than 2 pounds! GRRRRRRRRR!

I want to go on the Biggest Loser. No, I am not overweight but to me, it looks like fun. I would love to spend 3-4 months away from the pressures of home and work and work out every day. It sounds divine. I guess I would have to gain a shitload of weight to qualify. Can you imagine porking up and then not get on the show? So my idea is this....why not have a Biggest Loser spinoff for people with just a few pounds to lose? I am certain I am not alone in my desire to go on the show. Anyone else feel the same way?

Okay, Scandy, I accept your challenge!

Scandy of the fabulous blog Scandalous Housewife (http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/) has presented me with a challenge and I am up for it. It is much more difficult than it looks on the surface. Here goes:

"Your ship has sunk. You have, of course, been stranded on a deserted island. You have salvaged a copy of the King James Version of the Bible and a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare. Nothing else. “The very next day you find one of those Arabian Lamps in the sand. Of course, you rub it and, of course, a rather grumpy Genie appears. “‘Let’s get this straight - there is a recession going on. There are restrictions on the three wishes now. I don’t do water or air transport now so no boats, planes or magic carpets. As for electronics, forget it. There isn’t the infrastructure on this island. “‘I can let you have one book and I mean one VOLUME, one essential item and one luxury item. Now hurry up and make your choices, I have to get to those five other islands you are going nominate. "

Book:The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Essential item: A pharmacy? Oh pooh! No infrastructure on the island. Well, how about a never ending supply of fine wine?

Luxury item: An unlimited supply of La Mer products to keep my youthful glow together with a hot blooded tall, dark and handsome Argentine man to apply the products and pour the wine. If that counts as two items, give me La Mer!

Okay, so what would your items be?

My challenge goes out to the following fabulous bloggers:

1. A Dating Diary- I know you have a new job but please share!

2. The Kitchen-Okay Momma! I know you have a real sense for fantasy.

3. A Blondie Moment- I know you have a great imagination.

4. Pretty on the Outside-Please illustrate your answers.

5. Real Housewife of Maryland-J, looking forward to hearing what you have to say!

Cougar Barbie!!

Even Barbie is now a Cougar.......we have arrived!

Perez Hilton Spoofs Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers

I heart Perez Hilton. The following link is to a cartoon spoof on http://www.perezhilton.com/ about Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. If you are the least bit sensitive, conservative or do not like sexual inuendos or foul language, do not click on the link or you may have a stroke. Personally, I think it is a total riot. Enjoy!

http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=8bd6992cfcf7b

Real Housewives of Atlanta Scoop- Kim's Website and Atlanta Panel Discussion

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that three of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene Leakes, Sheree Whitfield and Lisa Wu Hartwell, held a "panel discussion" at South Dekalb Mall this past weekend. What a fiasco that must have been. I do not even know where South Dekalb Mall is and I live in Dekalb County. Suffice it to say that I am certain that the Housewives have never shopped at South Dekalb Mall.......the high end stores being Express and Payless. However, now that Sheree and Nene may have lost their homes, they may be reevaluating their shopping preferences. Maybe Sheree will have to wear "She by Sheree". It is my understanding that Sheree never did have a show at NY Fashion Week.

In other news, our girl Kimmie's website (http://www.kimzolciakonline.com/) was taken down for alleged non-payment of fees. She states that she fired her PR representative, Jonathan Jaxson, who is also her webmaster. He is the ex PR rep for Kim Kardashian and Michael Lohan. He also suspended MLo's website. See the picture above borrowed from Amy Grindhouse's blog http://www.amygrindhouse.com/. Looks like we have a pattern here, JJ! Jonathan is notorious for a longstanding feud with one of my favorites, Perez Hilton. Sounds like solid sleaze DB factor! He still lists Kim as a client on his website. Kim--- dump JJ and get yourself a solid PR representative. And make sure that Big Poppa gets you a kick ass attorney. I will go Team Zolciak for this debacle.

"More than 250 “Real Housewives of Atlanta” fans peppered three of the women with questions Saturday at a Gallery at South DeKalb mall panel discussion.
V-103 host and moderator Ryan Cameron apologized that the discussion started 30 minutes late, blaming it on Sheree Whitfield.
While there wasn’t a huge amount of news, NeNe Leakes (who got the biggest ovation and chants of “NeNe! NeNe!”) said the show’s second season starts shooting today. She also said they are being paid “in the six figures” for doing the show, but wasn’t more specific.
Leakes offered her theory why DeShawn Snow was booted: “You need a bigger-than-life personality. She just didn’t have it.”
None of them knew (or would say) who the fifth housewife was going to be to replace Snow." Atlanta Journal Constitution 2/22/09

Did Harry Hamlin Really Let Lisa Rinna Leave the House Looking Like This?

WTF was Lisa thinking? I cannot believe she actually looked in the mirror, thinking she was hot and left the house with that hot tranny ghetto fabulous hair and makeup!! She obviously has had too much work done....and is a close second to Jocelyn Wildstein, the cat lady!

Lisa's lips are bigger than ever, she has the frown lines like the joker and her cheeks look like someone pumped some air in to them. Hands down, she wins for the scariest face! Maybe she can join a tranny show in Vegas!