Post Script on Patti Stanger Millionaire Matchmaker

As a post script to my recent post about Patti Stanger, People Magazine reports that 47 year old Patti underwent a breast reduction surgery between season 1 and season 2 going from 36DDs to 34 D and now has perfect "teardrop" shaped breasts. Moreover, she claims to have lost 25 pounds and weighs 130 and is trying to reach her "fighting weight" of 112. She thinks she looks thin, sexy and that her clothes look amazing on her. What? Stop the presses.....her clothes look amazing on her? She needs to look in the mirror. Get a stylist Patti! You look like a tranny karaoke singer in a sleazy lounge show. I think that Patti might be the biggest narcissist on Bravo, even more so than the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New York and Orange County put together.

Random Thoughts About Millionaire Matchmaker Patty Stanger

Yes, I admit that I have watched this season's Millionaire Matchmaker. I am absolutely astonished to see how Patty Stanger has marketed herself to be the matchmaker of all times. Do I watch to see how many unhappy millionaires are unable to find happiness on their own? Perhaps. Do I watch to see which of these mostly neurotic males will throw down in excess of $30,000 for a one year membership to a club of mostly vacuous mass produced Barbies? Perhaps. Or to watch the pathetic cocktail parties? Maybe so. Do I watch to see Patty("Tranny wants a cracker") the parrot Stanger repeats her expensive crass advice over and over again? Definitely not. I am so sick of hearing "does the penis go up or down off the couch" over and over again. The real reason I enjoy this show is to marvel how Patty does not heed her own advice! Has she looked in the mirror recently? Or has she been looking at the airbrushed promotional shots of herself...you know the ones which show her with thin long legs and a slim body. In relative terms, Betheny of RHONY does not need her photos airbrushed. Patty does!Here are some other random thoughts about Patty:

• She looks just like a tranny I saw in the Lucky Cheng Drag Show in Vegas


• Her wig/hair is heinous.....you are too friggin old to wear your hair like a Patty Playpal doll...for those of you who remember


• Her makeup is totally tranny style....it just makes her look harder and older...lighten up on the makeup


• I know that she has a makeover service...why hasnt she used it herself?


• In light of her 99% success rate(hard to believe), why hasn't Patty walked down the aisle...bullshit on the notion that she is not ready. Don't believe it.


• Her clothing is totally tacky and cheap looking....too short, tight and low cut for her body type. You are in Beverly Hills, Patty....why don't you invest some of your ridiculous fees and hire a stylist for both you and your mohawked COO and his goth girlfriend?


• How about some charm school lessons? Perhaps you can consult with RHONY's Countess Luann.


• How about some basic grammar/diction lessons?

Kudos to Gilmore at http://www.prettyontheoutside.com/ once again for the fabulous pen and ink caricatures of Patty. This show is over the top ridiculous!! Your thoughts?