The weather stinks. I was going for some retail therapy today, which always makes me feel better, but I dont feel like dodging the rain. I am tired. I am depressed. I am so tired of all of the plastic men I have met recently. Is there a decent man out there? I need a date for a black tie party taking place in late April. Chances are I will not find a decent escort. Even my back up guys whom I take in the event I can't find a real date arent looking too appealing. The good ones are married or have moved away. Does anyone out there know someone whom Cougar can use as arm candy? I am have to get out to some watering holes to recruit candidates. I do that for a living so why can't I succeed in my personal life?