Kim Zolciak Files For Protective Order Against Publicist Jonathan Jaxson

In the blog http://www.entertainmentrundown.com/, Divine reports that Kim Zolciak has filed for a protective order against her former publicist, Jonathan Jaxson, who was also publicist to Michael Lohan and Kim Kardashian. Sounds like a real cat fight to me. Meow! Team Zolciak or Team Jaxson or neither?

"Kim Zolciak, of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, has filed legal papers asking a judge for a protective order against her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson.
Kim says that he hijacked her website and began trashing her online, according to TMZ.
She says fired him and he then changed all the passwords and began posting items claiming, among other things, she was broke and couldn’t even pay for the website.
Jaxson’s rep tells a different story.
“Jaxson is in fear for his safety and has filed a police report with the Atlanta Police Department after threats were made concerning his well-being by Ms. Zolciak,” his rep tells E! News.
Jaxson filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against Kim Feb. 23 for $15,000 in back fees, claiming she had stopped paying his monthly retainer fee, thereby immediately voiding their contract.
Furthermore, Jaxson’s rep says, he owns the website Kim is accusing him of hijacking."

Team Tara on the Biggest Loser!

I am obsessed with the Biggest Loser. On Tuesday nights, I sit down in the den with a large glass of malbec and a tray of food and indulge. I love to watch Jillian and Bob mentally and physically abuse the contestants, especially when Bob mounts the contestants and makes them walk with him on their backs. There are always tears and drama. But the best part is the weigh-in. Sometimes I will just fast forward until the weigh in. I am intrigued with how much the contestants lose each week. And how much they weigh. I cringe at the thought of standing in front of the viewing audience in bike shorts and a sports bra. And the man boobs...geez, many women would be jealous of the size of some of the guys boobs.

How can a woman lose 11 pounds in one week? Almost impossible, even with anorexia or bulimia! This week Tara lost 11 pounds and has lost a total of 83 pounds in 8 weeks. How is this possible? Is it because she is 23 and has a great metabolism? I hope that Tara makes it to the finals and wins. Team Tara all the way! I used to work out with a trainer three times a week and follow a regimented diet. The most I was able to lose in a week was no more than 2 pounds! GRRRRRRRRR!

I want to go on the Biggest Loser. No, I am not overweight but to me, it looks like fun. I would love to spend 3-4 months away from the pressures of home and work and work out every day. It sounds divine. I guess I would have to gain a shitload of weight to qualify. Can you imagine porking up and then not get on the show? So my idea is this....why not have a Biggest Loser spinoff for people with just a few pounds to lose? I am certain I am not alone in my desire to go on the show. Anyone else feel the same way?

Okay, Scandy, I accept your challenge!

Scandy of the fabulous blog Scandalous Housewife (http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/) has presented me with a challenge and I am up for it. It is much more difficult than it looks on the surface. Here goes:

"Your ship has sunk. You have, of course, been stranded on a deserted island. You have salvaged a copy of the King James Version of the Bible and a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare. Nothing else. “The very next day you find one of those Arabian Lamps in the sand. Of course, you rub it and, of course, a rather grumpy Genie appears. “‘Let’s get this straight - there is a recession going on. There are restrictions on the three wishes now. I don’t do water or air transport now so no boats, planes or magic carpets. As for electronics, forget it. There isn’t the infrastructure on this island. “‘I can let you have one book and I mean one VOLUME, one essential item and one luxury item. Now hurry up and make your choices, I have to get to those five other islands you are going nominate. "

Book:The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Essential item: A pharmacy? Oh pooh! No infrastructure on the island. Well, how about a never ending supply of fine wine?

Luxury item: An unlimited supply of La Mer products to keep my youthful glow together with a hot blooded tall, dark and handsome Argentine man to apply the products and pour the wine. If that counts as two items, give me La Mer!

Okay, so what would your items be?

My challenge goes out to the following fabulous bloggers:

1. A Dating Diary- I know you have a new job but please share!

2. The Kitchen-Okay Momma! I know you have a real sense for fantasy.

3. A Blondie Moment- I know you have a great imagination.

4. Pretty on the Outside-Please illustrate your answers.

5. Real Housewife of Maryland-J, looking forward to hearing what you have to say!

Cougar Barbie!!

Even Barbie is now a Cougar.......we have arrived!

Perez Hilton Spoofs Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers

I heart Perez Hilton. The following link is to a cartoon spoof on http://www.perezhilton.com/ about Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. If you are the least bit sensitive, conservative or do not like sexual inuendos or foul language, do not click on the link or you may have a stroke. Personally, I think it is a total riot. Enjoy!

http://perezhilton.com/tv/index.php?ptvid=8bd6992cfcf7b

Real Housewives of Atlanta Scoop- Kim's Website and Atlanta Panel Discussion

The Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that three of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene Leakes, Sheree Whitfield and Lisa Wu Hartwell, held a "panel discussion" at South Dekalb Mall this past weekend. What a fiasco that must have been. I do not even know where South Dekalb Mall is and I live in Dekalb County. Suffice it to say that I am certain that the Housewives have never shopped at South Dekalb Mall.......the high end stores being Express and Payless. However, now that Sheree and Nene may have lost their homes, they may be reevaluating their shopping preferences. Maybe Sheree will have to wear "She by Sheree". It is my understanding that Sheree never did have a show at NY Fashion Week.

In other news, our girl Kimmie's website (http://www.kimzolciakonline.com/) was taken down for alleged non-payment of fees. She states that she fired her PR representative, Jonathan Jaxson, who is also her webmaster. He is the ex PR rep for Kim Kardashian and Michael Lohan. He also suspended MLo's website. See the picture above borrowed from Amy Grindhouse's blog http://www.amygrindhouse.com/. Looks like we have a pattern here, JJ! Jonathan is notorious for a longstanding feud with one of my favorites, Perez Hilton. Sounds like solid sleaze DB factor! He still lists Kim as a client on his website. Kim--- dump JJ and get yourself a solid PR representative. And make sure that Big Poppa gets you a kick ass attorney. I will go Team Zolciak for this debacle.

"More than 250 “Real Housewives of Atlanta” fans peppered three of the women with questions Saturday at a Gallery at South DeKalb mall panel discussion.
V-103 host and moderator Ryan Cameron apologized that the discussion started 30 minutes late, blaming it on Sheree Whitfield.
While there wasn’t a huge amount of news, NeNe Leakes (who got the biggest ovation and chants of “NeNe! NeNe!”) said the show’s second season starts shooting today. She also said they are being paid “in the six figures” for doing the show, but wasn’t more specific.
Leakes offered her theory why DeShawn Snow was booted: “You need a bigger-than-life personality. She just didn’t have it.”
None of them knew (or would say) who the fifth housewife was going to be to replace Snow." Atlanta Journal Constitution 2/22/09

Did Harry Hamlin Really Let Lisa Rinna Leave the House Looking Like This?

WTF was Lisa thinking? I cannot believe she actually looked in the mirror, thinking she was hot and left the house with that hot tranny ghetto fabulous hair and makeup!! She obviously has had too much work done....and is a close second to Jocelyn Wildstein, the cat lady!

Lisa's lips are bigger than ever, she has the frown lines like the joker and her cheeks look like someone pumped some air in to them. Hands down, she wins for the scariest face! Maybe she can join a tranny show in Vegas!

The Off Label Use for Hair Weaves... Bullet Deterrent!

Now I have heard everything! The next time you make fun of a bad weave, keep in mind that the weave may save your life from gun shots!

Friendship Performance Reviews, Cutbacks and Layoffs.

When you find your life in turmoil ,as mine has been over the past few months, you discover many things about yourself and also about who your friends really are. In the past few months, I have had to put down two beloved pets, care for my aging mother and father through surgery and alzheimers, respectively. Couple this with a business slowdown in this horrible economic climate and you wonder what can go wrong next.

I couldn't have made it through these trials and tribulations without the support and love of my friends. I have some really great friends whom I have mentioned on my blog. They were there for me, holding me hand, comforting me, crying with me, drinking mass quantities of wine with me, cooking for me and just being available and loving. You know who you are and I love you so much! A million thank yous!

On the other side of the coin, you find out who aren't your true friends. In this time of cutbacks and layoffs, I have decided to cut back/cut off/terminate my friendship with certain people. These are the fair weather friends...... faux friends........phonier than a faux Chanel handbag. They are there when you are having a party. They are there when you invite them to concerts. They are there when you take them out to dinner and drinks. They are there when you travel and you bring them along because you have a comped hotel room, food and drinks. They are there when you go shopping and buy them a present you think they might like for no reason whatsoever. They will call you complaining about their bad husbands, boyfriends and jobs....especially when you are busy at work without regard for what you might be doing and never ask how you are. They try to suck you into their vacuous worlds.

But they are not there when you really need them. They show no compassion, care or concern. It is all about them. These people are total narcissistic takers. I do not need to hang with people like this. I would rather have a select group of true friends rather than a large group of true friends and faux friends.

My advice for the day.....evaluate your friendships from time to time. Sometimes you have to make personal cutbacks. Throw out the faux friends like you would the trash. It is cleansing and good for the soul.

Adios, faux friends......I feel so much better without you!

Cougar's 15 Minutes and Confessions of a Shopaholic

Ironically, in commemoration of the opening of Confessions of a Shopaholic..........

Late Show - Where's Joaquin Phoenix? WTF?

What is wrong with Joaquin Phoenix. He does look like he has been hanging out with the Unibomber!

The following is an interview conducted by Atlanta's Sunday Paper (http://www.sundaypaper.com/) with our home girl, Kim Zolciak. It ran in last Sunday's paper. Check it out. I really appreciate her candor and honest, heartfelt answers. You go girlfriend!

"Q What would you say is people’s biggest misconception about you from the show?

A That I’m a gold-digger, and that I’m not a friend. I think they saw me bouncing from NeNe [Leakes] to Sheree [Whitfield]. NeNe and I have reconciled, we’ve talked about everything, we’re great friends, so maybe in the second season they may see me and NeNe back together. I think they see a different image of my real character.

What's going on with your music?

I’m working with a bunch of new people, which is very exciting but very, very stressful. I kind of knew Dallas Austin a little bit before I started to work with him, so it was a little easier. Now I’m working with all-new people and hopefully, I think we’re going to end up recording [during the] second season, and I think it’ll probably be out in the fall. Summertime, fall, when the season airs. I’ll be able to record on the show and then release it beforehand.

Any names we might know, people you’re working with?You’ll definitely know who I’m working with. But my contract’s a little tight right now so we’re negotiating that and when that contract’s signed and over and done with, then I’ll definitely blast who I’m working with.

How has your life changed because of the show?My life has completely changed in a very short period of time. My relationship has suffered, you know with Big Poppa. It’s been very difficult. You go from having a private life to all of a sudden, it’s all over. And especially with him being a mystery, or a secret, people have really tried to snap a photo or tried to get him and me together. My children have had a really hard time with people in school, they go to a very strict private school. You can’t even go to the grocery store, you know? Which is flattering, because without my fans I wouldn’t ever be where I’m at today. But there’s no more going to the grocery store, in and out. Even McDonald’s drive-thrus, you know? People recognize you, they want a picture. But all in all, it’s been a great experience.

Can you give us a preview of Season Two?I think Season Two’s going to be a lot different. I think we all learned from Season One, the mistakes that we made or we didn’t take it very seriously at times. And I think that when you’re presenting an image to America or you’re doing a reality show you’re going to get tore up, up one side and down the other. I think we’re all going to make changes. A new residence for some. Big Poppa may make an appearance, which is pretty exciting. And I have a big cover shoot that will be on the show. Very big.Can you talk about that yet?I can’t talk about it, but it’ll be huge. It is huge. It’s very exciting. It’s something I’ve wanted to do my whole life. You say on the show people don’t necessarily see your true character. Was I playing a character? No. All the footage you saw was in essence accurate. However, we filmed for a good four or five months, 12 hours a day, five days a week, and they take all these hours and combine them into seven one-hour episodes. So ultimately they take the worst parts, or the parts that are going to get controversy or what have you, and release that. So they created a character for me. I can’t sing, I’ve got a mystery sugar daddy, I drink, I smoke like crazy, I’m not a good friend—they created a character.

Anything you want to clear up for our readers?I never drink and drive. Ever. I mean, I have two little girls to live for, and the footage that they showed of that … And I can definitely sing. I think the footage they showed of Dallas and me was horrendous. We were in the studio for many hours that day, and they should have shown me giving it my all and not just really in essence speaking and getting comfortable with the equipment initially. But I’m ready to come back and show them who I am.

Are you still in touch with Dallas Austin?You know, Dallas spoke out about me on his MySpace page, which was pretty rough. I’m still not sure where that came from. Dallas has always been great to my girls, and I respect him. I’m not really sure. I didn’t reach out to him, and I haven’t, just because it’s been so stressful for me. But the only thing I can come up with is, I was pretty humiliated with the footage, too. And Dallas working with the people that he’s worked with in the past, and seeing that footage, it’s like they made a joke out of Dallas and I. And he was frustrated or humiliated by it. And I think, maybe that’s where the anger came from. I’m not sure why this all went on."

Octopussy Nadya Suleman Seeks Economic Stimulation Package From All of Us!

OMG! Now I have heard everything. This whacko with the worst nose job and overinflated lips ever is begging for money! She should have thought of this before she inseminated herself. In this economic climate, everyone worries about getting food on the table for a normal sized family and the public backlash is not what Chicken Lips expected. She is a certifiable nutcase and her doctor should have seen the signs. I think that he should lose his license to practice medicine. What a disgrace!

"Octuplet Mom: What a Tangled Web She Weaves
Posted Feb 11th 2009 1:00PM by TMZ Staff
Alert Congress, because America's favorite food stamp assisted, artificially inseminated, unemployed, Jolie-lipped loon mother of fourteen, Nadya Suleman, is looking for her very own bail out too ... from you!Octopussy has created a website where people can make donations, leave comments or send items to her and her eight biblically named rugrats via her Los Angeles publicist. Are press reps included in WIC? Let's hope the crazy doc/womb raider who implanted Octomom with all fourteen of her kids makes a hefty donation. But, regardless, whether you donate or not, one thing's for sure: We all support her (whether we want to or not)!"

The Flame Has Been Extinguished Forever!

For those of you who may have followed this blog last year, you may recall that I was totally crunching on one of my neighbors in our office building. He was a cute, charming sports agent and moved in in June. He never physically unpacked his boxes. It hit me a few weeks after I met him that this guy was a total player. I could totally see how he could suck in the parents of a prospective NBA player. I introduced him to one of my best male friends and he thought we were dating....farthest thing from the truth...he is CIT's husband. Anyway, I didn't see him at all after that! The office was totally dark and nothing had been unpacked as of last week! We finally saw the marshall come and put a notice on the door. The Flame is being evicted !!!! Bottom line: Slick had not paid rent since the day he and his partner moved in....the developer totally built out the brand new office for him and he did not pay one red cent in return. WTF? A total scam artist. I am so happy my radar was working so the Flame could not suck me into his nasty world. The Flame is officially extinguished as he came in over the weekend and moved his boxes out in the middle of the night. I hope that I never run into him again. Adios you loser!

Super Bowl Party was so much fun it lasted until Tuesday!

Super Bowl was so much fun! The Margarita machine arrived around 1pm so the party started around 2 for me. My guests arrived around 5 and we were ready to go. T prepared a football pool and I actually won about $170. We ate hamburgers, turkey burgers, veggie burgers and hotdogs from the grill with all the fixings... and also chili, potato salad, wings, cole slaw, buffalo chicken wing dip and 5 deserts ranging from dirt cake to cupcakes to chocolate cake to cookies and creme. Mr. Margarita did not pick up the machine until Tuesday morning so for me, the party continued on Monday night after work....about 20 degrees outside and drinking frozen margaritas. Noone did anything super crazy but a good time was had by all.

Such an exciting week for a shopaholic....but recessionista style

Shopaholic hits the theaters next Friday......I have read the entire Shopaholic series written by Sophie Kinsella and have enjoyed every moment. I can totally relate to the protaganist,as she has a ridiculous addiction/affinity for shopping. Unfortunately, in these times, many of us fashionistas have had to become recessionistas. How I long for a trip to the mall with alot of cash and a credit card without a balance but that isn't happening anytime soon. Business sucks right now and I hope that the stimulus package will start stimulating some economic activity for all of us because I want some new shoes!

I have always been a fashionista, raised by parents in the fashion industry. About a year ago, someone submitted me as a subject for our local paper's weekly commentary on people and their fashion idiosyncracies. About 2 weeks ago, I was contacted by a writer who wanted to interview me for a story. The photographer came out and snapped some photos of me, Mr. Big, my closet and my sacred collection of shoes and handbags. It will be appearing in the paper in the near future. For those of you who are hooked up with me through Facebook, you can see the link and all of the pics on my wall. As a recessionista, the only shopping I can do is right in my closet.