Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Post Script on Patti Stanger Millionaire Matchmaker



As a post script to my recent post about Patti Stanger, People Magazine reports that 47 year old Patti underwent a breast reduction surgery between season 1 and season 2 going from 36DDs to 34 D and now has perfect "teardrop" shaped breasts. Moreover, she claims to have lost 25 pounds and weighs 130 and is trying to reach her "fighting weight" of 112. She thinks she looks thin, sexy and that her clothes look amazing on her. What? Stop the presses.....her clothes look amazing on her? She needs to look in the mirror. Get a stylist Patti! You look like a tranny karaoke singer in a sleazy lounge show. I think that Patti might be the biggest narcissist on Bravo, even more so than the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New York and Orange County put together.

4 comments:

The Kitchen said...

Honestly, I find her repulsive. I am very surprised she has the success she has - she's not nice!!

Scandalous Housewife said...

One-huhhhhhhndred and 30? My ass! Maybe one of her amazon tranny thighs weighs 130...

Atlanta Cougar said...

It looks like this week's episode is going to be a doozy.

No, she does not look like she weighs 130 pounds. She must have a funhouse mirror and scale.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I really like Patti. If LA is too "new age" to handle her honesty, then screw them. By the way, she is definitely not a narcissist. Maybe the person who posted that needs to take a psychology 101 class.