Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Bachelor Jason Mesnick- Girley Man Douche Bag Wimp of the Year



I am so turned off by Jason Mesnick, I cannot believe I am taking the time to post about him. My mouth is still in the catch flies position after watching what went down on The Bachelor last night. Let me begin by saying that I never liked Jason. When he was on the Bachelorette with Deana, I really disliked him because he was such a kiss ass and wimp. To me, he came across like a total phoney. He had wimp written all over his face. I was thrilled when Deana chose Jesse over Jason and enjoyed watching Jason get dumped....sheer guilty television bliss.


And then he becomes The Bachelor! Ugh! Really, what type of guy has a job where he can take off for months on end? I wonder how much The Bachelor pays the cast members. Anyway, I digress. I never liked Melissa or Molly. I thought that Jason should have ended up with Jillian but she is much too good for his whiney whimpy ass. I felt so sorry for Melissa, being dumped on national television and I relished the moment she called him "a bastard". She handled herself quite well and in the long run, she is going to have real men knocking down her door. I can just hear her parents saying "I told you so.....this is why we did not want to appear on national television for this charade".


And Molly? When Jason sent Molly packing, he cried like a little girl. I was ready for him to curl up with Tye's binkey and start sucking his thumb. She knew he made a mistake. But I have no respect for Molly. I cannot fathom that she wants to give it another go with this girleyman. She should have told him to fuck off. I would never want to be someone's sloppy seconds. And who wants to be with a man who can't even make up his own mind? No wonder his first wife dumped him.


Jason definitely deserves to be named the Douche Bag, Cry Baby, Wimp and Wuss of the Year. Hands down. I hope that Molly gains some self respect and dumps him ASAP because this is not a couple who will go for the long haul. Time to grow some testicles, Jason!

8 comments:

Suburbia Steph said...

Totally. His kid Ty's testes will more likely drop before his do.

And what's up with a PART 2 tonite?

Also, did you notice at the very end at the credits, they show Molly, J & T running around on the beach and the last thing you hear is her saying "I win, I win!" or "I won"....whatever. Thought that was totally hilarious.

Yeah, you won yourself a wimpy douche, girl! Congrats!

The Kitchen said...

Madam Cougar - I totally agree - he reminds me of Slade - too smarmy for words!

I do think the entire thing was staged. I think Molly gave it away when she first came on stage and said how she has imagined ove rand over that he changed his mind and wanted her back.

The guy is a baby.
And I'm with Steph also - WHAT in the hell is tonight about??

Scandalous Housewife said...

I just posted a little rap up of the Bastard myself. He's an immature, selfish douche bag ass! I can't believe he was so cold!

Broady said...

Typical narcissist: he thinks of himself as the ultimate "nice guy" thus excuses himself for behaving like an ass because he had to follow his little crybaby heart. If I hear that phrase one more time...

Suburbia Steph said...

You know I wasted yet another hour of my life on this mess last night...

Anyway, I have a Friends Award waitin' for you!

Have a good one!

Atlanta Cougar said...

If I hear Jason utter the word "amazing" or the phrase "following my heart" one more time I am gonna barf. I'm sure he was a total nerd most of his life and he had delusions of grandeur after being selecting for the show. Take a look in the mirror Jason...you are not all that!

Anonymous said...

I think ABC should apologize to America for airing this shit show! It was like watching an abortion.

coffee said...

I suspected from the beginning that Jason Mesnick was a tool, then the finale eliminated all doubt